Can you see the sun breaking the horizon?
The fire is already going, and you see others in camp stirring about. Perhaps someone is brewing up a kettle of Arbuckle’s axle grease, the old west cowboy’s name for Arbuckle brand coffee brewed strong.
God knows how you found yourself in this situation, but you do appreciate the freedom of the wide-open range. You like a nice plate of hen fruit (eggs) cooked in cow grease (butter) around the fire.
Everyone carries their weight on the trail. They have no choice. Not like those city folks who spend most of their time padding out their bellies. Out here you are lucky if you have a small pack of airtights (canned goods) and some swamp seed (rice) to tide you over after a long day.
Now, it’s not always scraping by. Sometimes meals back at camp can be delicious. There are a number of meals that are simple but memorable. I mean, you can make anything taste better if you top it with a little Texas butter (gravy from beef grease, flour and milk or water.)
This list contains some great recipes that would have been commonplace at the cowboy camp and out on the range.
Cowboy Pie Crust
On the range, the pie crust was the equivalent of the modern-day crockpot. From sweet to savory, it was all piled in pie crust and baked until palatable.
Because so many of these recipes call for a pie crust, I thought we should have a simple pie crust recipe at your disposal.
#1. Take 3 cups of flour and dump it into a bowl.
#2. Add 1 ½ cups of lard.
#3. Using a pastry cutter or two knives cut the lard into the flour.
#4. Work at this for a few minutes until the mix looks like coarse meal.
#5. Add 1 beaten egg and 5 TBSP of cold water.
#6. Add 1 TSP of white vinegar and salt each.
#7. Gently mix the whole thing together.
#8. You can chill it at this point or portion it out and chill it.
Related: What Plants Cowboys Ate in the West
Frontier Pudding
- ½ Cup of Cornmeal;
- ¼ Cup of Molasses;
- 1 TBSP of Sugar;
- 4TBSP of Butter;
- 1 Pinch of Cinnamon;
- ¼ Cup of Apples, Chopped;
- 1 Egg, Beaten;
- 1 Pinch of Baking Soda;
- 3 Cups Milk;
Process
#1. Mix all the ingredients together, excluding the milk.
#2. Heat half the milk to a simmer and add it to the other ingredients.
#3. Cook for 20 minutes in a preheated Dutch oven at 450 degrees.
#4. Heat the other half of the milk and stir it into the main dish.
#5. Cook for another 30 minutes at 300.
#6. This can be served hot or cold.
Vinegar Pie
This pie was a way to make dessert from exclusively nonperishable ingredients but also add some twang to change things up.
- ½ Cup of Sugar;
- 1 TBSP of Butter;
- 2 TBSP of Vinegar;
- 2 TBSP of Flour;
- 3 Egg Yolks;
- 1 Cup of Water;
Process
#1. Mix all the ingredients together and fill a par-baked pie crust.
#2. Bake in an oven at 300 degrees until the custard is cooked thoroughly.
#3. Insert a butter knife and it should come out clean.
Mountain Oysters
Yes, these are bull testicles. Let’s just get that out of the way.The literature says that this cowboy delicacy was 2nd only to donuts. The method is graphic, heads up.
Process
#1. After castration place the testicles in a pot of cold salted water.
#2. Remove the membrane and cut against the grain in ¼ inch slices.
#3. Rinse thoroughly, a few times.
#4. Heat oil in your Dutch oven to 375 degrees for frying.
#5. Dip each slice in buttermilk and then dredge in flour that is seasoned in with salt and pepper.
#6. Fry them, a few at a time, until they float.
#7. Remove and drain excess oil.
Related: How To Make Potted Meat
Pie Plant Pie
Pie plant is such an intriguing name for rhubarb, but it says a lot about what the cowboys thought of it.
- 3 Cups of Chopped Rhubarb;
- 1 cup of Sugar;
- 1 TBSP of Flour;
- 1 TBSP of Butter;
Process
#1. Mix the rhubarb with your flour and sugar.
#2. Place this into a pie crust and break your butter up over the top of it all.
#3. Add another pie crust to cover.
#4. Bake at 300 Degrees till the rhubarb is tender and the crust is cooked through.
Railroad Cake
- 1 Cup of Sugar;
- 1 TBSP of Butter;
- 3 Eggs Beaten;
- 1 Cup of Flour;
- 2 TBSP of Sweet Milk;
- 1 TSP Cream of Tartar;
- Pinch each of baking soda and salt;
Process
#1. Mix wet ingredients first.
#2. Add the dry ingredients to the wet and pour into an oiled Dutch oven.
#3. This would have been baked in a Dutch oven over a fire until the inside was cooked all the way through.
One Shot Pot
In some parts of the West, this would have been referred to as Slum Gullion. As you put it together you will see it is basically a venison or beef stew.Add a few pounds of diced meat, 3 ribs of celery, 2 cloves of garlic two carrots and 1 small onion diced into a pot with a ½ cup of water and let cook over low heat for about 2 hours or till the meat is tender.
To finish, add one can of tomatoes, corn, and peas each.
You could also add things like macaroni or rice to this.
Cook until the rice or macaroni is tender.
Related: How To Make Beef Jerky
Winter Red Flannel Hash
Of all the dishes on this list, none sound better to me than this great hash that would have been cooked in the winter or spring when beets were fresh. I love the name!
- 1 ½ Cups of Chopped Corned Beef;
- 1 ½ Cups of Chopped Cooked Beets;
- 1 Medium Onion;
- 4 Cups of Potatoes;
Process
#1. Heat beef fat or oil in a Dutch oven over the fire.
#2. Add all the ingredients and stir a bit until the onions start to get soft.
#3. Let the potatoes, beef, and beets sit in place and develop a nice crust.
#4. You can attempt to flip this whole mix or break up and get a nice crust on the rest of the mixture.
#5. Serve with eggs, it’s the only way to go!
The old west cowboys were not bad behind the “piano” or stove as the French chefs referred to it. It is clear they understood heat and the ingredients in their possession. They understood the difference between the tweaking and tasting of savory cooking as well as the chemistry driven, the precision of baking.
I like these stories of frontiersman cooking meals on the range. It is a reminder that cooking is a necessary skill and one that men and women should possess. How silly the idea that one person should hold the key to feeding themselves and others.
Give some of these recipes a try on your next camping trip. If you have the sand, give those mountain oysters a taste and see just how much a delicacy they are.
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Loved the recipe for mountain oysters but I’ll be darned if I’m chasing a bull around to get his testies!
Ya get really hungry you can use yur own
Not eating mountain oysters!
I have tried rooster balls, they are pretty good… But then again, I was a hungry kid lol I even ate them after I helped clean them!!!
It would be the other way around if you tried. lol
YUMMY!!!!!
If Chevy chase can eat them I guess they are good
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All good, and adding, one large can tomato juice, a pound of dry spaghetti, spices. Bring juice to a boil, add spaghetti, cook till nearly tender, add spices, take off heat, serve. Mine are written down, copies mostly, from older, wiser heads. If I ever publish them, it’s going to be titled Bachelor Survival, 101:) niio
Well if you don’t then aint anyone else going to publish them and then they might be lost to history. Or you could you know make videos about them and put them on Youtube. Might even get a little money out of i.
You have to love this way of cooking { BUT } for cowboy food I find it hard to believe that the average person would have had access to some of these items. Being •3 Egg Yolks; the whole eggs would be used French cooking nothing was wasted. Cowboys didn’t carry vinegar ,butter milk, cinnamon, butter, Cream of Tartar. and some other items you mention Also you are very precise with temperatures They also certainly didn’t have any means to chill pastry and to take heat readings. Me thinks these meals are 20 % original and 80 % modernised . What a shame.
Actually, cowboys did — especially the chuckwagon cook.
Note: We could all do with a little more INCLUSION in our diets.
Vinegar or something fermenting was in the bucket we see hanging under the chuck wagon. Usually, chili peppers fermenting for old-fashioned salsa picante. Every night after things were put away, it would be refilled with crushed dried chilis and some water. Butter would be clarified and stored, but camp butter, marrow, would be more likely. Egg could be bought in season from Native Americans and mestizos, as would be butter and other things. Cream of Tartar is a very old powder (in use for some 7,000 years now). https://www.herbco.com/p-499-cream-of-tartar-powder.aspx Fine sifted hardwood ashes replaced saleratus or baking soda for leavening. Any camp cook worth the lead to blow him away should be able to tell the average temps on a pot with a quick touch. Flapjacks can be made without eggs or dairy. A little tallow or marrow butter in the pan, corn flour and sourdough, and they fry up nice. Meat would be dried beef, unless a cow calved, then the calf used. Calves were the bane of a drive and the cause of problems. They slowed the cattle and when the calf decided to nap, Mama Longhorn would kill anyone who bugged it. Longhorn bulls and steers would run to her defense and then all hell broke loose. Even grizzly bears would run from them. Mama and calf would be driven downwind and the calf killed, and Mama could be roped, tied down, and milked, if the cook were desperate. The hide was dried and worth more than from an adult steer. niio
That bucket had Grease, Namely Axial grease. But fermenting was going on all the time in the chuck. Cider vinegar was common.
The hell they didnt you obviously know bothing of what they carried or who they were! I have recipes from family that were Gut robbers or Chuckmen also known as the chuck wagon master. They carried milk, butter, eggs, vinegar and whatever else they could get their hands on. There were outfits that used evaporates milk but would go to nearby ranches or farms or anywhere they could get eggs milk and butter from. You know nothing. Next time think before you say something so you dont look stupid.
Everything except the bull doughnuts looked really good, I’ll give them a try.
Oysters, chicken & egg noodles, maybe some sweet zucchini bread with butter, and rhubarb pie with a scoop of hand cranked ice cream for dessert…… wow ! Sooo GOOD it makes my tongue slap my brains out 🙂 city folks don’t eat like that too often.
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Love me some rocky mountain oysters! We have a Testicle Festival just west of Omaha every year in South Bend, we make it there every couple of years. Bull, turkey and cal testicles all fried up. Excellent stuff!
25 years ago I used to do the same thing every year. They had a “Calf Fry Festival” every year in Vinita, Oklahoma. It was like a big chili cook off with many different cooks and many different flavors. After the judging was done, you could buy a “Sampling Kit” and go around to all the different booths and sample how they did theirs. It was a great ALL DAY affair. I have since retired and moved to Florida. I’ll have to look and see if there is anything like that going on down here. If anyone knows of an event like that here in NE. FL. please shoot me an email and let me know. / oldtroll57 at g mail dot com / .
Not eating testicles! I’ll make something else that’s available.
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The “One Shot Pot” recipe is one that I grew up with, only we called it “Hobo Stew,” (maybe because we had a hobo encampment by the railroad tracks for as long as I can remember) and always included elbow macaroni and hamburger instead of stew meat, more often venison or elk. It helps to add tomato sauce, as well. It really does make a very tasty and hearty stew/soup.
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Half of these recipes were for desserts. I seriously doubt that they ate dessert with every meal. It would be something for rare occasions, not daily. More daily meals would have been appreciated, but the ones listed were nice. (I have a friend who has a herd of cattle, and he eats mountain oysters.)
Not listed would probably have been a soup that would be made and then ingredients added daily for sometimes, years.